Josie Maran

Josie is a Nerd!

Well, not really. But get this. SHE READS. I can hear the sounds of a million clicks traveling away from this page at this very moment. Well screw you guys. Girls that read are hot! The three people that are left agree with me. Right guys? Bring on the wordage!

To prove her intellectual curiosity, Josie recently attended the 13th annual Los Angeles Times Day of Books Festival. Here are some pics to prove it! Unfortunately, she's not reading in any them. Ah, to see her little eyes squint over a particularly well written Dostoyevsky passage!

posted @ Sunday, June 15, 2008 6:25 PM | Feedback (0)

Cause-metics

Josie has launched a cosmetics line appropriately titled "Josie Maran Cosmetics." Their tagline is "Luxury with a conscious" and portend to avoid toxic ingredients and donate portions of proceeds made to various do-gooders around the globe. And on top of that, they use pomegranates in some of their make-up! I love those little things. I sure hope putting on her cosmetics is easier than digging out those seeds though. That can be majorly annoying.

Here is a link to her website. Pick up the cosmetics wherever fine brands are sold.(This means not at Walgreens.)

http://www.josiemarancosmetics.com

posted @ Tuesday, May 20, 2008 10:25 PM | Feedback (0)

Josie has a need for speed

Video game speed that is. Josie Maran recently signed on to star in the EA video game "Need For Speed: Most Wanted." I've never played this series but since Josie is my most wanted I figure it fits right in. Here is a video of her filming scenes for the role. She looks a lot hotter than Mario or Master Chief I can tell you that. Hell, shes looks hotter than Lara Croft.

posted @ Wednesday, April 16, 2008 3:29 PM | Feedback (0)

Oscars, Oscars everywhere but not a drop to drink

Josie Maran recently appeared Global Green USA's 5th Pre-Oscar party in Los Angeles. I'm not sure if she will be attending the actual Oscars but I'm sure pre-parties are more fun anyway. Don't fret Josie! Here are some photos:

posted @ Sunday, February 24, 2008 8:43 PM | Feedback (0)

Youtube madness

God bless people with too much time on their hands. Here are some tribute videos to the one and only Josie Maran posted to Youtube in the past few months. The editing is spotty at best and the music is at times abysmal(Not the Doors though!), but hey you can't beat the eye candy.

posted @ Wednesday, December 12, 2007 12:40 AM | Feedback (0)

Josie gets the boot from Dancing with the Stars

Dear ABC:

You just lost your male audience.


It is a sad day in reality dancing competition television.

Here is Josie's one (and only) dance number.  Stunning.

posted @ Wednesday, September 26, 2007 10:58 PM | Feedback (0)

Josie Maran on Dancing with the Stars

Josie - you should win.  You are by far the sexiest dancer ever on this show.  You are a true amateur dancer (not like some of the other ones who have dance training) and we wish you all the best!

posted @ Tuesday, September 25, 2007 10:58 PM | Feedback (0)

It's tough being a Bebe

You know in addition to making movies and trying to save the world, Josie occasionally, you know, models. She did some of that recently as a matter of fact. She posed for some scrumptious photos as part of a national campaign for Bebe. Here they are! She looks fantastic. No reason why you can't look megahot and save the world at the same time. That's how it is in the movies anyways.

posted @ Thursday, August 23, 2007 6:43 PM | Feedback (0)

11th Hour megapost

Josie's climate change documentary "The 11th Hour" is almost upon us. First a trailer, and yes that is Leonardo Dicaprio narrating:



And now, a lovely picture of Josie attending the official premiere:



And that's not all! A news tidbit to let you know what a great gal Josie is: She treated a gaggle of high school girls to an early screening of the film. I like the way she thinks. Get em into the environment young! That is the exact opposite of how I was raised. My dad still throws McDonald's wrappers out of the car. Also, my dad still goes to McDonald's in the first place.

posted @ Thursday, August 23, 2007 6:36 PM | Feedback (0)

Review of Van Helsing HD-DVD (starring Josie Maran)

IGN Reviews Van Helsign

Not a very favorable review for this film starring our favorite lovely, Josie Maran.

"Killing off Josie Maran's character early on didn't sit well with me, either."

No kidding!

posted @ Tuesday, May 29, 2007 1:34 PM | Feedback (0)